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Heylo, Welcome to Teavana,

Hi so you liked the Youthberry and Wild Orange Blossom?

Well we sell the tea in the tins starting at $6 for half pound and $7 for full pound,

the tea itself starts at 2 oz the price per is on the front of the tin, which looks like this, and when you fill the big tin up you get 10% off today. Would you like to fill it up today?

CUSTOMER : I HAVE NO I DEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO ME.

Get the fuck out. OUT! NOW!

I hate you so much you no listening mother fucker.

Ok, I said the tin to purchase your tea in -

no I’ll just have a bag

Your tea will go bad in 5 days… the tin is $7 and the tea is priced by the 2oz—

so I just wanted the tea that was outside, the youthberry

It’s a blend of Youthberry and Wild Orange.. the blend is $18.80 for 4 oz which will make you 30 hot 8oz cups..

oh I can’t be spending that much on tea, I can get this same stuff at walmart.

NO YOU CAN’T ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED, THIS IS REAL TEA, GO TO WALMART THEN BITCH…FUCK YOU.

Have a good day then.

Sincerly,

the pissy teaologist

8 months ago
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